Seven word story (via unpoeticheartbreak)
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
When you use your ID at the club for the first time
my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
i only accept apologies in cash