guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

(Source: guy)

fagg0atron:

Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so 

not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.

(Source: succcubabe)

landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

image

i dont deserve this

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME